do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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