You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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