do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm always down for nudity.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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