It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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