got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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