Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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