you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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