yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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