Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Less talking, more tequila
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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