Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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