so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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