You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Randomize
