standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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