It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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