At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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