I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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