it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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