Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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