nut hugger
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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