on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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