She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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