The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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