okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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