hotel room ftw
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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