Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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