How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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