Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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