Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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