I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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