Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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