Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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