you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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