if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i was born a porn star she said
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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