So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you inspire me to be a worse person
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
