Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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