i jhust puked up my retainher.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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