Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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