pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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