Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.