i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam