why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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