the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Randomize
