I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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