I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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