Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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