Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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