You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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