11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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