She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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