is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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