Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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