She's JV to your varsity
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
