I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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