I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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