Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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