i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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