4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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